Been studying stats for too long, developing jokes.

A ONE-WAY ANOVA shouted at a TWO WAY ANOVA: “STOP!” turn around you’re going the wrong way, The TWO WAY ANOVA yelled back: “Sorry! I will turn when I see an interaction!” , how many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb? 1-3, alpha = .05 , The Lipton Company is big on statistics, especially t tests , statisticians do it with 95% confidence! Did you hear about statisticians?…. Probably, statisticians do all the standard deviations. Ahahahahahaha ohhhhh.

I hope you don’t mind I hope you don’t mind that I put down in words How wonderful life is while you’re in the world
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Missing someone really hurts at first, but then it just kind of goes away. But sometimes it comes back every now and then, it’s nice to be reminded.
You have to have a very special talent to be able to punch yourself in the mouth. Unfortunately I possess that talent. I am actually a master at it.
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I am happier than ever & I love my life & my friends :)
Whenever in doubt, wink, peace and pout!
Been studying stats for too long, developing jokes.

A ONE-WAY ANOVA shouted at a TWO WAY ANOVA: “STOP!” turn around you’re going the wrong way, The TWO WAY ANOVA yelled back: “Sorry! I will turn when I see an interaction!” , how many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb? 1-3, alpha = .05 , The Lipton Company is big on statistics, especially t tests , statisticians do it with 95% confidence! Did you hear about statisticians?…. Probably, statisticians do all the standard deviations. Ahahahahahaha ohhhhh.

I hope you don’t mind I hope you don’t mind that I put down in words How wonderful life is while you’re in the world
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Missing someone really hurts at first, but then it just kind of goes away. But sometimes it comes back every now and then, it’s nice to be reminded.
You have to have a very special talent to be able to punch yourself in the mouth. Unfortunately I possess that talent. I am actually a master at it.
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I am happier than ever & I love my life & my friends :)